Mullet-eah

I'm going to start out this post with a quote from my husband:

"Why do you even ask my opinion when you know you're just going to do whatever you want anyway?"

So...I have not cut Meleah's hair.  I think I sort of enjoy the challenge of coming up with hairstyles that actually work with the hack job.  I also can't think of a cut that would look normal aside from a buzz.  I don't know if you could tell from the horrible pictures, but there are sections that are literally half an inch long.  Therefore, I've been using the long hair that she has left to try to cover up the "business in the front" region.  The only problem I'm having is that I have to pull pretty tight to get those little snippets of hair in there, so now every time I tell her it's time to do "hair pretties" she says "No, I not like owies."  I do intend to cut it eventually, I just want to wait until it's a little bit longer in some areas.  I appreciate all of your input, but I'm afraid that for the sake of my vanity and pride I must go in a different direction at this time.  I hope that this will not discourage any of you from making suggestions in the future, and that no one's feelings have been hurt by this decision.  Ü